Monday, May 10, 2010

SIGN A PETITION FOR SARAH SILVERMAN TO HOST "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"

SIGN A PETITION FOR SARAH SILVERMAN TO HOST "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"

Please add your name to a petition below to ask "Saturday Night Live" to have Sarah Silverman be a host. We believe that once 10 billion people sign this petition (we actually have no idea what the population of the United States is), that the show can not ignore us.

Sarah Silverman was a writer and cast member of "Saturday Night Live" for one year. The show did not broadcast any sketches that she wrote. We believe this is an injustice (unless her sketches were like, really, really bad)that must be rectified. Let Sarah perform her sketches. Let Sarah be a guest host. Please sign below, somewhere, I guess you can figure it out (we can't).

28 comments:

  1. I love Sarah Silverman and want her to host SNL. I also believe Paul McCartney should be the musical guest. He should play "Helter Skelter". That songs means a lot to me.

    C. Manson
    California

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  3. Add me. Me two, me three, me four. I need to take my medication.

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  4. NBC game me a lifetime contract and had me bowling for dollars. Let them put Sarah Silverman on the air. I have lots of material she can borrow, if she wants.

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  5. We demand Sarah Silverman host the Florida Primary.


    Sincerely,
    S.S. Supreme Court

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  6. Sarah Silverman should be deported back to Canada where she came from. OK, she came from New Hampshire, but that is close to Canada. She'll never notice the difference. Let her do the Canadian Saturday Night Live, if there is such a thing.

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  7. I think she may be too old to host. The job requires a lot of work, and it is on way past her bedtime.

    Betty White

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  8. OK, about six down, and six from a billion is, OK, about one million and four to go to reach a billion.

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  9. I am excited to sign this petition. I hope it is a success.

    Who is Sarah Silverman?

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  10. I would love to see Sarah Silverman. Oh, you mean, on TV?

    Matt Damon

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  11. I do not believe that anyone who ever stabbed a future United States Senator should be allowed to enter New York City.

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  12. Is America really ready for an hour and a half of pee jokes?

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  13. So, my comment was published. Where is it? I don't see it. I blame Obama.

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  14. Sarah is a wonderful woman and...wait, what's that? She peed on my bed again? Never mind. What if she pees on live TV? Would that be funny? Well, actually...

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  15. She should definitely host!!

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  16. Sarah can sing, she can do comedy, she can be the musical host and do the opening monologue. Sounds good to me.

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  17. She can be her own musical guest. That would be so cool.

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  18. I am very happy to sign this petition for Sarah J. Parker to host Saturday Night Live.

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  19. Now, which one is the "host". Is that the one who announces the cast and musical guest during the opening credits?

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  20. Sarah should be on the show, but only so long as her sister is on with her. In fact, Tina Fey could play her sister.

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  21. She won't have time to host. She's doing busy with her own series. Oh, wait, nevermind.

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  22. First this tells me to sign a petiton, then it tells me to post a comment. This is all too confusing. Yes, Sarah Silverman should host Saturday Night Live.

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  23. Wait, was it to host Saturday Night Live or host the next Presidential debates? Because I want to see her moderate the next debates.

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  24. Where does this stop? Who's next? Betty White?

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  25. Although, Abe Vigoda would be good to show on the show. Can anyone think of anything sexier than a romantic scene between Sarah Silverman and Abe Vigoda?

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  26. We want our Sarah Silverman! Or Suzie Goldberg! Or Sasha Broze! Go Sarah, we love you.

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